I assumed this was a screenshot from a Hammer Studios horror movie.

This is my problem. Phelps medaling is in fact news. And Simone Manuel medaling is definitely news. They aren’t mutually exclusive events. You're problem should be with the outlet not the achiever

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

side note, but who else totally forget that paul rudd was paris?!

RAMP THAT SHIT

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

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Winning with only 3 players is a real fgcu to your opponent.

When biking on the road I always assume the automobile drivers are trying to kill me. This has kept me out of some hairy situations and defuses road rage since the asshole is doing what I was expecting anyway. Try it, it’s been working for me, for over fifty years.

“Instead of putting milk on your cereal, try putting milk that’s been allowed to rot until it flows like a thick, chalky slime!”

I’ve been doing this for years.

Cracklin’ Oat Bran and yogurt for that light 1000 calorie breakfast!

Also, I hate to be that guy, but why is this a jalopnik thing?

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

That documentary video is something else. The living apostle tells everyone that the car has a wonderful feature - it talks to you to alert you of any problems with the tires or fluid levels, and wishes you a good drive.

“Animated light displays to simulate stationary objects to prevent disorientation of drivers underneath.”

HAD a bike rack.

It’s so he can