This comment checks all the boxes.

Vintage? Pretty sure you can still find brand new No Fear shirts at Wally Worlds in NE. 

Sweet, a Hellcat WS-6.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Wow. That was a bit more gruesome than I was thinking it was going to be.

Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Focus RS which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes kneeing the hood.

This is some 1%’er bullshit and I’m ashamed of you.

Driving around in a fucking Maybach, Trim-shaming someone’s V6 Camaro and cheering when they are shut-down by the man while chasing their dreams of speed?

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

red Primus propane cookstove

I think you meant “see you at the Crosstour”

That’s such a DMV-area thing.

I’ll just leave this here.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

Fly, yes. Land, no.

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

Congratulations, Mr. thedimwit, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Fox Body Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver when she finds a stirring in her soul and when she finds some new jeans.

Comment of the bloody month.

I’m not crying! You’re crying!

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.