thedimwit
thedimwit
thedimwit

Hahaha!

...Who actually confused that for anything but a monthly figure?

168 day supply, that’s like 3 right?

*This* is country, dang it.

my personal favorite

Black Series matter.

If I know the guy that installs these wraps, does that mean I personally know a huge wrapper?

A half-assed job of towing.

What's the problem? It's a manual that only requires you to shift from Pst gear to Dnd gear and has one less pedal.

David Beckham *drool*. He can F-Type me anytime he wants.

Sometimes, I love it when Rolls Royce customers customize their Rolls Royces.

You know, I don't actually own the car, right? And, I'm more than capable of slobbering, pissing, puking, and crapping over any car I drive. No need to foist all that responsibility on my kid.

Beats being covered in 70' of plastic... hah! amirite!

I think he was giving you the cold shoulder as your reputation with VW proceeds you.

Every time I see an american car in a British road I can't help but think every brit hates that car.

Ambassador Spock. Totally a politician.

I've done a quick sketch of what I think the production version would look like.

It would be a real thriller to own a Michael Jackson car.

I'm a Texan, I'll die with: