Whoa... we got bigamy, leaking implants, counter lawsuits to end the marriage, and someone named Lolita?

Ah, a mature rebuttal to an adult argument.

These folks are more likely to believe in unicorns than in women's bodily autonomy.

If the little fuckers GET to the library, they will probably read some liberal commie pinko shit and then they will be RUINED. That's the real danger for our kids and the reason all responsible American parents endlessly harangue their elected officials to institute library control.

So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with…

If your bonus is tied to petty cash/travel expenditures, your company probably deserves to go out of business for not understanding performance based incentives.

oh god what if the kid got away with like

This made me laugh as Dr. Phil's old Oprah-given nickname was "Tell-it-like-it-is Phil".

Let us know what happens!

I have some scissors that would do it.

I don't believe she intends to cut the benefits, just restrict the use. So, she can't even say it will save money, just make life more difficult and less pleasant.

Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Now now, Pinkham. I imagine this is only step one in her plan. With the money Arizona saves from denying this outlandishly grand luxury to these freeloaders they can build work houses and prisons! And if they don't like it, why, they can just die and decrease the surplus population!

FLAMES ON THE SIDES OF MY FACE...

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

Kitchenette's new tag line should be "GLUTEN... IT'S CARCASS FREE!"

For the mouth part of your face!

Here's my question - why did nobody go back and edit this after the fact? They could have simply altered it to appear that Pullam was fired for leading the losing team - which happens a lot. Why leave this in now that its clear that Pullam might have had VERY good reasons for not calling Cosby?