I seriously considered “How about a sitcom set in the office of a Republican Congressman from the Midwest, with Goodman as the Congressman, Sara Gilbert as his aide, and Laurie Metcalf as his Campaign Manager? The humor and heart arises from Congressman Miles Bigley trying to balance the Republican Party’s agenda with…

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I contacted Woot to report the error, to which they replied that I may keep the second item.

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We live on “Elm Parkway” and not far away there is an “Elm Street.” So we do get occasional misdeliveries. If it’s mail we mark it and put it back in the box for pickup the next day. But one time we got three big boxes via UPS to someone at yet another version of the street name. The outside of the boxes indicated…

I ordered Christmas gifts one year - a good $300 order from ThinkGeek, and received a 2nd box with duplicates of most of the items in the first. I called them up and they told me to keep it and have a good holiday, which I totally did.

On the other side, I ordered a carport from a company that delivered it to by…

And the whole point of the article is to tell you it doesnt....

I feel better about that case of wine I kept a few years back. Possibly the best thing that could accidentally get delivered.

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Not exactly related but: I hail from the middle of the USA and recently started working in customer service in NYC, and the difference is staggering. My whole training week I could not get over how rude my coworkers (and boss!) were allowed to be to customers; it was amazing. Back in the Midwest I had to essentially…

I promise if you only consume vodka you will totally lose weight. There might be some side effects.

There’s never been a Michigan native I’ve wanted so desperately to see behind bars as that shitcougar. And we’ve produced Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Terry Nichols, Steven Seagal, and Hillsdale University, so that’s really saying something.

When teenagers find the motivation and follow through they are pretty fucking scary. You will never have more energy than when you are a teen. They can outdistance all of us olds who need a nap every now and then.

I hope republicans end up finding high schoolers harder to ignore than kindergartens. These kids will turn in to a force to be reckoned with and I’m rooting for them.

Accountants gonna fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge...

Dare I say, even Michelle in Grease 2?

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

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