I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

With what her idiot kids have been up to (drunken brawls, partying with a child in tow), if Sarah Palin is smart, she'll sit this one out.

"I prayed for hours" is code for "I scrambled for support from my racist asshole buddies but even they side-eyed me and backed away slowly, so I finally got it through my thick skull that maybe this was a stupid idea and here is my insincere apology."

As a former teen bargoer, you have to dress older/more respectable so people can believe the lie. This lady must not know how to correctly drink underage.

You sound fun.

I think you mean Schrödinger's scat, ;)

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")

If you're eating fast food for a treat night, you're not going to be watching your calories anyway.... If you're eating fast food because that's what you can afford, you're also not going to be watching your calories anyway. But still, information is good, and people can do with the information what they wish.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

"Women in authority positions are viewed as lacking the assertiveness and confidence of strong leaders. But when these women display such characteristics, they are judged negatively for being unfeminine. This contributes to chronic stress."

This doesn't really illustrate the subtle body language that you experience in real life. Look at these damn expressions. Desire? Pain? All I see is creepy and over expressive.

Cholula saved my marriage.

That is so awesome...the other moms were just pissed they didn't think of it!

This whole thing makes me want to join a Christian Identity group. They're anti-semites - and, more importantly, an established religious movement - who think that white people are really the chosen people, and that the people who now say they're Jews are evil imposters. Then I want to start a business with a huge…

Good. I hope a RFRA/Hobby Lobby precedent case with a Muslim makes it all the way to the Supreme Court so that Alito, Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, and Kennedy have to go on the legal record that they believe in Christian dominion over other religions and secularism. And then it will be so nakedly plain that it's…

When I saw "Truly Great Customers" in true Kitchenette style I was expecting to hear tales of the truly depraved... however what I got was 4 heartwarming tales of human decency.

Watching her take off the make-up, the wig, the eye leashes - I'm a middle-aged Black woman with a voracious appetite for tv dramas. I have never seen a scene like that before. The whole dismantling of the facade just resonated with me. So many women I know do all that, the hair especially. What Ms. Davis did was the…

I think the show is beginning to realize it's more compelling when it spends less time with the wide-eyed Wes and more time with penis-enthusiast Connor.