I was going to say. That's a good XXX jug of hooch right there.

Toughen up a little, goddammit.

At least he did it on the newspaper?

I have an uncle who whistles at servers to get their attention. As if he were calling a dog.

I think the better question is which outcome are you more interested in?

I would be interested in learning whether the difference between rich and poor lifespans is less drastic in countries that provide universal health care.

Money makes you too fucking evil to die; who knew?

If you want to find your dream job, just go to grad school and it will fix that problem. Grad school is where dreams go to die.

Man, that makes me want to not live on the earth.

If any of these men feel objectified by your statement, I would happily listen (over dinner). It's sad that women like you can't see past their good looks to their true potential. I am sad I sullied my eyes by reading your statement. I will wipe with the sweat running down their abs. (recycling)

Ummm....oh....I'm sorry...did you write an article here? I must have missed it. I was too busy staring at shirtless men. <drool>

First thing I thought of:

I used to. Then I saw the interview where she made David Letterman totally lose it.

I want to stop liking her, but I can't.

Worst ever would be the large family dinner, party of at least 8, where Grandpa was paying the bill...I was just the hostess, but you would hear the servers just groan. 8 out of 10 times, the guy would only leave a 10% tip for adequate service. Every once in a while you could get a generous guy, but when the tip card…

You would like to think that most people know how to eat out correctly, but...

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

One day I'll leave the service industry. One day. One beautiful day.

See if there is an IMPACT course in your neighborhood. They really really do help with the freeze-up in any situation because they help you practice when you are in that fear/adrenlaine state. Seriously changed my life. The courses in NYC are pricey but they can help/have tuition assistance if your income isn't…

Exactly. And by, I don't lurk on Reddit all day, I mean haven't been on Reddit ever. At all.

Whitewashing history is still totally cool, though, right?