Showing up to your best friend's house and declaring your love for her - regardless of any intention of a clean break - is the goddamn textbook definition of pursuing your best friend's wife.

I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it.

So really, he should be an old hand at this sort of thing.

If that's how she always talked to me I'd wipe it off on her side of the bed.

I dunno, all of my problems are exasperated. They're always like "fix us!" and I'm just like "...nah."

These are excellent! (Please note, idiot assholes of the world, that he did a great Obama without blackface!)

Probably other stuff God was angry about? Maybe like when they started putting real ladies in Shakespeare plays and stuff? I bet that pissed him off real good.

Two Senators from opposite sides, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski, is who brought about the end of the Ted Cruz hostage crisis. They met for lunch and hammered out a solution. Imagine that, Senators who got shit done. They managed to do this all before their periods sunk up, got emotional and cried in to a bowl of…

Exactly. Research shows female politicians are more willing to compromise & reach out. There needs to be more of them.

This is what we need more of: women supporting other women, even across party lines. I'm glad Haskins called bullshit on this bullshit.

We're not discussing that language, we're discussing English, and specifically American media conventions regarding trans individuals. And I'm not just an American trans woman who speaks English, I am also an American trans woman who has worked in journalism in the United States.

How long until Michelle ups her coat game?

I mean, don't get me wrong, that show is fucking great and so much fun to watch, but it just gets more and more ridiculous with every episode.

You think celebrities are ever embarrassed of their fans?

Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Ben Roethlisberger, Kobe Bryant, Hugo Schwyzer.

pro-tip: FEBREEZE.

Seriously, this is not new news in the field of sexual violence prevention. We teach that bodies belong to individuals and Grandma should ask for a kiss/hug and if it's turned down, cool. It's a culture of consent.

Sorry I just need to get this out: can we talk about the way racist exclusions of non-white people is perpetuated in the media?

First: you have a whole bunch of traditional books,films, comics, tv shows and other media created for white people by white people using all white characters and white history to tell their…