I officially apologize for thinking that the lady who asked me for "exactly three" ice cubes in her water was bad.

I'm totally serious. Maybe it is the combination math geek and former waitress in me, but this just tickled the shit out of me!

Shut up! How did you keep from laughing in their faces??

"I was in kindergarten."

This is the most beautiful analysis ever! I'm totally crushing on you right now!

That is really sad. Good for you for trying to be there.

There are also a lot of issues with being embarrassed and people judging and blaming her for what happened. My "friend" and I hung out at a local neighborhood bar and it took a lot for me to be able to hold my head up in that place, and I had more than one person blame me. I'm 40 years old, and it was still rough…

I think the big difference here is that Walmart is not a franchise. They are clearly held responsible (if they ever lost a suit) whereas McDonald's can claim it was the individual franchisee that was responsible.

What is the full name of Moe's, and what part of the country are they in? I've never heard of them.

Could be. I'm in San Diego and we have all of these restaurants.

So does the Big Mac.

I was surprised that The Habit was above in-n-out, but I'll accept it. Their burgers are super fresh, they have a simple menu and I've always had great service. This my "secret find" at work. My coworkers are not fast food people, so when I do get them to go for burgers, they always want Burger Lounge or SmashBurger.…

That's a really sweet thought. I usually think people are inconsiderate assholes and act accordingly.

It is amazing how many guys try to pull this shit! You are not alone!

So, I met a guy on OKC and we met for drinks in a local bar. Parking was really terrible, so I ended up valeting my car. After a couple of drinks, we decided to go back to my place to watch a movie (ahem, yeah, a movie) and I suggested that we take my car and leave his truck there since he had been fortunate enough…

I didn't screengrab mine, but I recently received a message out of the blue from a guy asking me if I had ever "used a hand mirror to watch my vagina and anus contract while I orgasmed." WTF???

AND, the people who are pushing for abortion restrictions are also the ones that are always preaching about how "poor women, women of color, undocumented immigrants, etc." need to stop having more children that they need government assistance to support. Like nobody explained to them that sex - bc - abortion = more…

Fair enough. Mine was a 6 hour flight from Hawaii to California. The wine was actually a necessity. Maybe not the amount I drank of it, but....

You got free bananas? I had a similar thing happen (not enough seats in coach, I got bumped to first) and I got a duck dinner and bottomless wine. I think somebody under-fed you!

I really don't see how this is remotely innovative. 90% of the people that I know who use e-cigs are using CBD oil in them. It is about time that the manufacturers caught up.