I really wish we still had COTD! Because this is a winner if I ever saw one! You are glorious!

I just moved out of the 'burbs to a more urban setting and I like it so much more! You couldn't walk anywhere in my suburb because everything was so spread out. I walk almost everywhere in my new neighborhood and it really improves my mood and relieves my stress. I'm a weirdo.

Thanks so much for the link to that article! And I couldn't agree more. The anti-marijuana people are totally going to use this article.

I almost feel like Dowd took too much because she wanted to write a hysterical, "pot is bad" article. I've never bought edibles where the salesperson DOESN'T warn you of the potency! And I have never had the salesperson at the liquor store tell me, "Hey, careful with this Everclear, it can kill you!"

Off topic, but I'm so stealing "keep fucking that chicken, boo." Because that is a fabulous turn of phrase!

Wait!!! Those numbers for >4 times per week seem very low for women. Am I the only one who doesn't even think of going to work without a little tension relief?

Personally, I think it made two good things that happened this week. Both by the US Federal Government. WTF is going on? Is there hope?

And Ty slyph! I wish I could give you a thousand stars!

Selena Gomez has always been religious. She used to lead a bible study group and tried to get her celebrity friends to attend. Didn't I actually read that here?? (too lazy to find the link :P )

I just want to yell "Nanner Nanner Nanner!!!! You LOSE!!!" in this guy's face. Immature?

I was going to be Richard. Which might have been manageable if my parents hadn't decided that they were going to call me Dickie. Fucking seriously???

Thanks DF! Very well put. Seriously, Prop 8 made me embarrassed to be a Californian!

I really don't care about the thigh gap issue, but being able to comfortably wear shorts without my thighs rubbing together would be a blessing. I hate having to choose pants or those weird long shorts on a hot day.

I had a customer come up and tickle me while I was carrying a tray full of Irish Coffees through a packed bar. He was a regular, but I was new and he did not know me and I seriously almost got fired for screaming at him. Fortunately, the owner's wife stepped in and backed me up on both the "no touchy" and the HOT…

I have it from excellent sources that Cinderella has freakishly small toes. Just little nubs, actually.

Isn't that a theme in the actual story? That there's no room for toes in the shoe? So her stepsister cuts her toes off trying to make it fit??

Okay, I have to share this story, because not all poop in urinals is malicious! When my daughter was around 8 years old, we were at McDonalds with my friend and her 3 year old daughter. We were out on the playground area, and they had one unisex bathroom out there. Well, my daughter took the 3 year old to the…

Oh my! Are you sure she was trying to lie, and wasn't just really dumb?

I do have to laugh, because for me Meth was an integral part of losing my virginity. But, I'm pretty sure that I'm the exception, not the rule!

Okay, you love Arby's and hate Subway? I'm going to have to take your food recommendations much more seriously going forward. You are like my food twin!