That's actually a really good idea! Thanks!

Maybe it's just me! I went from waitressing and bartending to working as a software developer with no interaction outside of my immediate coworkers, and I'd kill to pick up a shift now and again just to talk to people and have the opportunity to see the joy that you can bring somebody through good service.

You few are SAINTS!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Okay, that is the WORST of both worlds!! I always feel so sorry for the tech support people. At least most people in restaurants know how to accomplish the basic tasks required to eat out. Nobody deserves to spend 8 hours a day trying to explain computers to people who have very little hope of…

Hey! It's at home, I'll text you when I get home tonight.

You'll miss it. Especially if you go sit behind a computer all day. :( As much as the service industry and all the crazy people drive you nuts, you will miss all of the social interactions.

That's funny, I always thought that older men were the worst. I would always get the ones who were retired from middle management and seemed to miss ordering people around. Including their wives most of the time. :(

May jmmm has trouble listening?

Not so much. I was a waitress for too long to not make sure she treat wait staff correctly. She is now a waitress herself and appreciates the fact that I insisted on that rule when she was younger. It actually helped her with her math skills too!

This is why I taught my daughter at around 12 years old that if she didn't have enough money to leave a 20% tip, that she didn't have enough money to go to a restaurant! It is bad enough having to wait on teenagers, when they don't tip it is just the straw that breaks the camel's back!

I need to practice this so that I don't freeze up.

I thought you satire was quite obvious, and very funny. Kudo.

I just drove 10 miles to pick up Arby's for lunch because I had a craving! Team Arby's!!

I was waiting to see if anybody else would suggest this! I think this would be a perfect replacement, and would address the diversity issues.

Well, we've all known for years that pineapple makes your cum taste sweet. Right? We all knew that, right??

Yeah, she really is always this delightful. She is definitely on the "celebrities I'd like to hang out with" list, with JLaw of course! Check out this video of her on Letterman, it is adorable!

I'm pretty ashamed of California! How are we so low? Even with Napa Valley, we are all the way down at number 8??

I'm not sure that we need to preface this with "homo." If living in unrepentant sexual sin is against the rules of Christianity, then wouldn't that apply to heterosexual sex outside of marriage as well? I mean, if there are rules, shouldn't they be applied across the board?

When I was a bartender, we had a man come in and go directly to the men's room. After about 10 minutes, the owner of the bar started wondering what the hell the guy was doing in there. Turns out, he had shit on the floor (nobody else was in there, two available toilets plus a urinal) and was stomping around…

I've shit in worse bathrooms. I was at a dive bar one time where I had to have a friend hold the outside door closed while I squatted over the toilet praying that the bottom of my jeans didn't touch the ground. When you gotta go....