And Ty slyph! I wish I could give you a thousand stars!

Selena Gomez has always been religious. She used to lead a bible study group and tried to get her celebrity friends to attend. Didn't I actually read that here?? (too lazy to find the link :P )

I just want to yell "Nanner Nanner Nanner!!!! You LOSE!!!" in this guy's face. Immature?

I was going to be Richard. Which might have been manageable if my parents hadn't decided that they were going to call me Dickie. Fucking seriously???

Thanks DF! Very well put. Seriously, Prop 8 made me embarrassed to be a Californian!

I really don't care about the thigh gap issue, but being able to comfortably wear shorts without my thighs rubbing together would be a blessing. I hate having to choose pants or those weird long shorts on a hot day.

I had a customer come up and tickle me while I was carrying a tray full of Irish Coffees through a packed bar. He was a regular, but I was new and he did not know me and I seriously almost got fired for screaming at him. Fortunately, the owner's wife stepped in and backed me up on both the "no touchy" and the HOT…

Okay, I have to share this story, because not all poop in urinals is malicious! When my daughter was around 8 years old, we were at McDonalds with my friend and her 3 year old daughter. We were out on the playground area, and they had one unisex bathroom out there. Well, my daughter took the 3 year old to the…

Oh my! Are you sure she was trying to lie, and wasn't just really dumb?

I do have to laugh, because for me Meth was an integral part of losing my virginity. But, I'm pretty sure that I'm the exception, not the rule!

Okay, you love Arby's and hate Subway? I'm going to have to take your food recommendations much more seriously going forward. You are like my food twin!

You have never heard that???? Maybe it is because I am from California too, but a lot of people that I know were raised that doubling the sales tax is appropriate. As a former server, I almost always tip 20%+, but doubling the sales tax is super common here!

My thoughts exactly!!

Thank you. Sincerely, thank you for this. Made my entire day! ALL THE PRETTY BOYS!!!!!!!

That's actually a really good idea! Thanks!

Maybe it's just me! I went from waitressing and bartending to working as a software developer with no interaction outside of my immediate coworkers, and I'd kill to pick up a shift now and again just to talk to people and have the opportunity to see the joy that you can bring somebody through good service.

You few are SAINTS!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Okay, that is the WORST of both worlds!! I always feel so sorry for the tech support people. At least most people in restaurants know how to accomplish the basic tasks required to eat out. Nobody deserves to spend 8 hours a day trying to explain computers to people who have very little hope of…

Hey! It's at home, I'll text you when I get home tonight.

You'll miss it. Especially if you go sit behind a computer all day. :( As much as the service industry and all the crazy people drive you nuts, you will miss all of the social interactions.