Well yeah, but those were runflats.

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

I'm 6'7" with gigantic hands. I drink so people will think I'm normal-sized.

Sure, but where do I buy an LSD?

PR now, not hiring a troublemaker later.

And they get the crowdfunding cash even if they haven't met their goal? Sounds even shadier. Would they have just pocketed the cash if they didn't make it to Abu Dhabi? Did they have enough to make it in the first place and this is all gravy?

And if that's THE MOST embarrassing crash of the Baja 1000 hats off to the field.

Sorry, he was steering.

Embarrassing? Just because he understeered into a corner we can't see?

Because he slid through the corner?

In my opinion, Penn State deserved the Death Penalty more than SMU did. I realize some of you will disagree but covering up child rape is worse than paying student athletes. Again, that's just my opinion.

They claimed no cars were damaged in the making of the video. LIES.

"Hmm, how can we steal more money from the fine citizens? Oh, I've got it, let's J-walk and then ticket them for not stopping for a J-walker!"

Can we arrest the duck under probable cause?

Would be better if the other cops dressed as "Porky Pig"

They should be sued for copyright infringement for using Donald Duck's likeness for profit.

Donald looked high as fuck, staggering back and forth. Shady indeed.

Well, if you turn NISSAN around it has aN ASS IN it.

I want one.