According to my guide at the Goodwood factory, 'it takes a certain kind of man' to build this $12,925 piece of ultimate luxury. No wonder, since we are talking about drilling 1,340 holes that replicate the constellation above Goodwood the morning the first Phantom rolled off the assembly line in 2003.

"old, first-gen Chevy Malibu circling the block"

"Suing for damages" might simply mean that his insurance company is suing to cover his medical expenses, which seems reasonable given that he broke his wrist. This is fairly common for car accidents, regardless of Schumacher's situation. Seems like the guy actually was injured, so maybe he isn't trying to milk it. …

I told the girls at work Lululemon was way overpriced. Look what it's doing to them.

They'll spend a ton of money, including lots of money paid to the FIA, and at the last minute Bernie will say no and won't let them have what they paid the FIA back, and then he'll let in some other team from some random part of Europe because, well, they're from Europe and they aren't American.

Without a dash cam he would have been considered 100% at fault, because when it's a traffic accident with a cop, it's their word against yours, and chances are you are going to lose.

"Excuse me, could you show me how to use this?"

Actually, that was from them replaying the event, but that's nitpicking..,

Well that GIF wasn't completely misleading, or anything.

Why is the chart on an angle? Sorry, this bothers me.

Same thing. I thought this broke a couple weeks back about the split turbine/compressor.

I'm still hoping it ends up close to this render

Finally sat down to knock one out....

And the last one, I promise. Like my other suggestions this can be improved - a lot. They are rough ideas.

Oh, damnit.

Okay, one more:

Apex Everything...

I must admit that I ended up spending a little more time than I anticipated. I need to get up for work in 5 hours.

Do we have a bracket for those of us with...zero photoshop skills? I've got a contender.

I'm so gonna win this.