So, irradiated huh.

I’m crying with laughter here.

This story brings a tear to my eye.

Nothing wrong with Escape From The Planet Of The Robot Monsters, once you accept it’s isometric Robotron.

And that’s what makes it all the sweeter.

Matt Berry is my pick for playing Dirk Gently.

For some reason I’m reminded of a line from one of Terry Pratchett’s books with Corporal Colon, a large and flabby guard, who had a breastplate with impressive musculature that he fit into like jelly into a jelly mould.

I think Seagal would like being played by an Asian actor, though. Like when Ali G was mistaken for black in an interview.

“Make youreself comfortable on the bed while I get in the harness to lower myself on you full clothed”.

And his quote starts, “Two Corinthians walk into a bar...”

Surely you’ve driven through town, turned a corner and suddenly ended up in Muslimtown... you know, everyone in thawbs and burkas, smoking from hookahs, with AK47s slung on their backs, camels, spices in big jars, small monkeys stealing wallets....

Blade Miner 2049'er?

Somewhere there is a boilerplate film script for youtube shorts that starts, “The year is <xxxx>. A lonely figure wrapped in rags walks across a barren plain”.

That sounds all too likely. Suprised they weren’t betrayed by a Lionel Luthor.

In time he won’t fit on a planet, he’ll be a planet.

It’s quite an involved performance art piece by Corbett.

Good eatin’

I didn’t watch the video. What position did Poochy come?

The funny thing about The Long Walk is that it might seem a bit cliche given The Running Man, Battle Royale, reality TV etc. I still want it.

What he needs is a big office with a television and a couch next to a gold course, and a small team of actors to come in and tell him his approvals are yuge and he’s the bestest ever (TV news crew to do similar), and his tweet feed handled by internal IT.