I must have missed that episode of Greatest American Hero.

In Soviet Russia...

It’s very slightly better if you sing the theme tune using the term, “Bicurious George”.

Google, sadly, confirms.

The Wet Bandits figures don’t last long. They tend to get Toystory Sid’ed.

No! No good clowns!

It’s not even a thing amongst wolves.

or tweedledee.

Does this update make my OS look bloated?

He looks like a man designed to wear adult diapers.

You just know Trump will ensure he gets his hands on as much disaster relief for Mar-a-Lago as he can.

Should I swing a bat around if there’s an alien invasion? Because that’s what I’m getting, message-wise.

What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

I want to see a series featuring a Justice League analog staffed using only TV live action superheroes from the 70s and 80s.

.. to the imagery of an abandoned playground shot in black and white.

Well who else is going to operate the Liberal Hurricane Machine required to steer the hurricane into populated areas?

I’m expecting that in the next 30 years clowns will be properly anachronistic and will be a curio of the past that no-one can quite grasp the point or appeal of. Like snuff, or Punch and Judy shows.

You should have told him it’s wrong to steal body parts from a hospital.

Like tears in the rain. Time to die.

Always with the EuroDisney with you.