I love these types of concepts because they really do include the dumbest possible things:

Looks outside... Weird, but ok.

As lame as it is to be just a Cobalt underneath, these things still are awesome in a crazy crackhead kinda way. The only downside (beside the cost both now and new) is how absolutely bonkers the exterior is, and then the interior is just Cobalt, with like no effort to make it as outrageous as the exterior.

By the time we’re flying to mars, 100 grand buys a 12 pack. So sure.

Her husband was a Trump campaign staffer as well.  And she’d never tried a case when appointed.  And the BAR rated her as unqualified....but for some reason she’s got the authority to unilaterally dictate public health policy with more authority than the CDC.

35 years old and rated “not qualified” by the Bar Association.

Next week headline. "flight attendant singing masks off song gets covid, says if he knew it would have been so bad, he wouldn't have celebrated."

F*ck this guy. The only reason the mandate was lifted was a Trump-appointed  judge in (::retch::) Florida. You cram me in a small metal tube with limited air circulation and a bunch of people, I’m wearing my damn mask.

Do people like this really exist? “I’ve been paying high gas prices for a month. Time to buy a BRAND NEW CAR”

If you can find one, and aren’t too bothered by the whole “Mustang” thing, the Mach-E would be my pick.

I think it’s more like “Well it’s time to replace my aging car, since I am going to be in the market anyway I would prefer an EV.” 

For Celsius, I use a poem:

This is an opinion I will fight till my dying breath for. https://jalopnik.com/the-new-jersey-turnpike-is-the-greatest-road-in-the-u-s-1848363837

“New Jersey Turnpike (the best road in America)“

“The GC L is American luxury done right, and is honestly the closest thing we have to a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham that we have on sale today – and I mean that in a very good way.”

lol, i don’t think it’s “petty” to press charges against some lunatic who just runs around slapping the shit out of random people!

The normalization of this is twisted and insane.

I generally don’t comment on other people’s appearance, even complimentary, for a reason. People are sensitive about it, and you never know what the reason might be behind an appearance. Who knows if the weight loss you noticed or whatever is a source of pride or a source of angst? A lot of people’s lives would have…

you live a mile from school. walk when it is nice, have a friend pick you up when it isn’t. or buy a true beater for those days. a nice old honda accord with snow tires should do the trick. pocket the rest and go to europe the summer after you graduate (which if you’re getting 20 large from the folks to spend here…