Calm down, Lewis Hamilton. 7 seconds is more than fine to get around town and life. You have been red pilled by the horsepower wars.

If the issues they had with the Bolt continue, Blazer is the perfect name for this.

This guy, he’s like a brother to me.

Yup, every time gas just gets expensive I just move closer to everything and get a job that I can walk to.

Maybe do a write up on the thousands of Russian military vehicles that will be coming to BAT in the next few months.

No slideshows for an entire week!

Looks like they’re on strike

Countries join NATO because they’re worried about Russian domination/invasion (given that they were victims of Russian imperialism for much of the 20th century) the last decade has basically validated their concerns

No offense, but the buyer would almost certainly be best off buying out his lease and waiting until the inventory situation improves before replacing it. I’m also at the tail-end of a lease for a vehicle I don’t particularly love. I’m looking forward to driving something else, but I’m buying it out and waiting at…

The twist is that Colin keeps all of his negative impulses in check for the public by purging them in his hobo-filled murder dungeon.

They left out synergy and blockchain.

They forgot to throw NFTs in that marketing jargon.

Surprised the cop didn’t shoot at it since it’s black.

Better yet:

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Yes, evidently “the kids” these days don’t punctuate the last sentence of a text. I was recently informed by my 15 yo niece that I “scare” her when I write short, punctuated sentences like “OK.” because it sounds rude. God help us all.

I know that with texts, many linguists have suggested (like Gretchen McCulloch, who wrote Because Internet) that formal punctuation is sometimes seen as pretentious and/or a marker of one’s age. You don’t need a period at the end of a text, for example, as it’s simply understood. I imagine the same logic applies to…

Hard to tell.  I lost a lot of IQ points reading that.