God damnit. You start with “The Expanse is getting.....” but the sentence doesn’t end with “...a new season”. Really messed me up there Cheryl.

You’d all spec it as a wagon, right?

What magical world do you live in where a warranty means any issue with the car are magically, immediately fixed? It must be great not having to worry about how you’re going to get to work or pick up your kids or drive to the grocery store while your “under warranty” car sits at the dealer for three weeks for the…

The plastics look hard and cheap, particularly in that shot of the rear console. Given that this vehicle looks so bland, and is basically just a more expensive long wheelbase Toyota Highlander, and doesn’t even appear to be that different inside than a Toyota, why not just get a Highlander?

Wow!  $80K for a Kia.  

Your idea of pretty is different than mine

Right, why would we use our satellite technology for spying when we could load up at Party City and pray the jet stream will magically reverse course to send them the wrong way over the Pacific. Makes perfect sense.

Wants: Weird, unique, preferably European

Go Buick.

Ya know what EVs are actually meant for? Luxury, fit some nicer suspension and turn these land yachts into floating palaces!

ANY Gurgel. I mean, the X15 looked cyberpunk-ish enough in 1979 with its rugged look and asymmetrical windshield. Other models would also look amazing as electric retrofuturistic rides

The DS is the only answer for me. The car was so highly advanced in terms of technology, but the engine was the least interesting part, since it was basically a Traction Avant unit that had been around since prehistory. 

The OG VW Type 2 / Bus.

this is what auto express said “Right, so we’re deep into ‘grey area’ territory now. The McLaren P1 LM – a road-legal version of the 986bhp, track-only P1 GTR, prepared by specialists Lanzante – has gone almost three seconds faster than the NextEV NIO EP9.

We have a long journey across The Expanse first before we can safely use that anagram again...

I had an XE and they are great to drive. If you need rear seat space better to go for the XF though. This 2019 Sportbrake is $41,000 with 26,000 miles on it

I’d seriously look at the Jaguar XE. Not common. But it comes under budget at MSRP (barely), looks fantastic, is guaranteed to be comfortable and also pretty fun to drive.

Do you really want to survive a nuclear blast?

“Who else can I fire?” - Elon.