Mentally just passed over the word “coupe.”

You didn’t offend him, he’s just douching for stars.

“.................... the only thing that ruins it for me is the range....... “

Air Dream Edition P badges will probably be on Ebay for like $20 sooo...

Happens way more often than you’d believe...

Your chances of a truck crashing into your apartment may be low, but they’re never zero, even above the ground floor.

Here’s a Citicar. It’ll tide you over for awhile.

Reminds me of an off-color joke:

The secret is, you start the measurement from your rectum. That adds like three inches.

You’ll have to wear an Elon mask just to go out in public.

Look, Starbucks closes in 2 minutes and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to get my mocha frappe latte!

Elio is also trying to sell a two-seater, 3-wheeled, gas-powered vehicle. That’s, like, all the things that will make a vehicle a pariah. Lucid at least is trying to get in on the new hotness (electric super-sedans that will smush your organs).

I was initially surprised that his photographing random High School students wasn’t included in the arrest, but then I remembered that this was Florida.

There was no fiasco, she failed a test. I smoke weed too. But if I had a job interview or something important and I failed a drug test for whatever reason, people in my life are gonna tell me I fucked up. Mom dying or not. No accountability.

I bet that one only has a paltry 800HP, but maybe 600 miles of range? Here’s hoping!

Seriously, if you are Black in ‘Murica and you think they have or will free up an ICU bed for you...you might want to consider the vaccine. IJS 

Oh Trevor, you misguided soul. 

She sounds awful, and most of that stuff would cause me to not want to watch her in anything.

But I don’t understand why the vaccination stuff always leads these articles about her except that its attention grabbing given the state of the world. “She once had a frivolous view of vaccines but changed her mind.” Why is…

You don’t have to lie to her about the Outback. With the most recent iteration they added more height and it’s legally defined as an SUV, not a station wagon, now. Any used, older generations would be wagons though.