Mentally just passed over the word “coupe.”

GPS tracking macrochips?

You didn’t offend him, he’s just douching for stars.

Ummm, a dick rocket for $69. Is this April?

“.................... the only thing that ruins it for me is the range....... “

Air Dream Edition P badges will probably be on Ebay for like $20 sooo...

Or be covered by insurance.

Nah, they don’t deserve the valuable hospital resources. If science and medicine can’t be trusted in a way where they won’t get vaccinated, they shouldn’t trust that same science and medicine when they get sick.

Happens way more often than you’d believe...

For the folks with legitimate medical reasons to not get vaccinated who are getting sick, my heart hurts.

Your chances of a truck crashing into your apartment may be low, but they’re never zero, even above the ground floor.

Here’s a Citicar. It’ll tide you over for awhile.

Reminds me of an off-color joke:

The secret is, you start the measurement from your rectum. That adds like three inches.

You’ll have to wear an Elon mask just to go out in public.

Look, Starbucks closes in 2 minutes and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to get my mocha frappe latte!

Elio is also trying to sell a two-seater, 3-wheeled, gas-powered vehicle. That’s, like, all the things that will make a vehicle a pariah. Lucid at least is trying to get in on the new hotness (electric super-sedans that will smush your organs).

There was no fiasco, she failed a test. I smoke weed too. But if I had a job interview or something important and I failed a drug test for whatever reason, people in my life are gonna tell me I fucked up. Mom dying or not. No accountability.

You don’t have to lie to her about the Outback. With the most recent iteration they added more height and it’s legally defined as an SUV, not a station wagon, now. Any used, older generations would be wagons though.