each workout would be a slideshow full of ads.

Statutory rape laws are based on the premise that an individual is legally incapable of consenting to sexual intercourse until that person reaches a certain age. The law mandates that even if he or she willingly engages in sexual intercourse, the sex is not consensual.

He’ll probably have to use....different....hair and facial products.

Why seek out literally the youngest legal age though? Why not look for like 22 year olds and give yourself a margin of error?

I was about to write a longer response but you already said everything that needed to be said...

So they were upset that she put so many people in “danger” by not disclosing her age, then “didn’t have any further contact until she was 18"

I agree she was being deceptive.

Counter-counterpoint: no

Being in the GOP is just performance art these days. They’re hypocrites on every single thing they claim to stand for, from bible-quotin’ Marco Rubio to rootin’ tootin’ Texan Ted Cruz.

Man fuck everything about this story. Grown, actually adult men from the party that rails against sex work, blocks welfare safety nets for teenagers, free tuition, student loan forgiveness, axes housing for displaced youth etc; battered “tuition” for sex with a 17-18 year old girl. Yet she’s the one who endangered…

The real problem is the sizeable number of people in this country who just don't care about the facts. If he's an asshole on Fox news and pwns the libs, they'd vote for him if he was in jail. 

Naw.. they just looking for some bullshit fucking reason to start another war on someone.

Man, these are some boring convertibles.

Unfortunately, this isn’t about long term reliability.  So, what’s the most fun convertible you can drive for a year and not lose too much money?  The 996 or Boxter are perfect for this.  Do things right, and you could potentially sell for what you pay.  

Please join my kickststarter campaign and help bring Snackfunnel© to the market.

My head went straight to Boxster after seeing the criteria here. It’s the most joyous automatic convertible you’re going to find, full stop, and $25k is a healthy amount to get one in good shape. Its depreciation shouldn’t be nearly as bad as the Merc or BMW.

Good call - a 996 in particular could even go up in value.

Yes. Here’s a 2008 Boxster S tiptronic in Guards Red over tan.72K miles and heated seats. Asking 22995.

“Look honey, here come the wheels of death.”

“This shows that it pays to be aware of your surroundings while driving.”