Dick obsessed man who looks like a dick, and acts like a dick, will ride a giant dick into outer space. He’s like what would happen if Seth from Superbad grew up to be a Bond villain.

I actually like that a lot. Ford should make it a factory option. It looks more planted. I’m getting BMW vibes. That liftgate is still bothering me though.

When I first saw the warning about eating these yesterday, my reaction was “Who the hell would want to eat one of these things?” Now that I’ve given it more thought, I’m saying “Who wouldn’t want to eat one of these?” I want a Benjamin Buford Blue sized menu of cicada options!

That looks like an Italian ice. This is water ice:

It’s boring.  That dashboard looks like it would’ve been nice 10 years ago.

Me today: “Why are all of these suggestions so reasonable?”

“I’m just concerned for the kids. That’s why I’m screaming profanities and insulting you.”

Highlight of that Jeep video:

Seems like it could be money well spent for those who enjoy hearing stupid shit spewing from this guy’s mouth. John Oliver’s team should get on this.

How were all of his cronies in Congress not driving traffic to his blog?  

Guy who looks like he wants to fuck actually wanted to fuck.

What’s the over/under on the number of times Chip has said the n-word in his life?  How long has it been since he last used it?

I was behind a Mach-E fairly recently, and there was something about it that looked strange to me. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it at first, but luckily/unluckily we were sitting in traffic and I was able to figure it out. The area where the liftgate meets up with where the bumper should be looks like it wasn’t…

Right now, it’s this:

I like the look of the new one.

I inherited the mindset from my grandfather. Current car is an ‘05 LR3 with about 135K on it. I still love the thing.  It’s mostly been very good to own, but some years I feel like someone who refuses to leave an abusive partner.

Nice. Silver, gray, and white are the only options here. Idaho is the nearest place with a red one.

Saw a beautiful example of one of these on the freeway the other day. As I was excitedly explaining to my 12 year old that it was a bucket list car for me (there are many), she was looking at me like I’d lost my mind.  

I love the idea of the TourX.  Finding one in southern CA isn’t that easy.  According to cars.com, there are three in Irvine, which is about an hour and a half each way just for a test drive.  I think I’ve only seen one or two of them in the wild down here.

I’m a drive it ‘til it dies kind of guy. I’m hoping my very old car makes it through this bubble. If not, I’ll still be in the only buy used camp. Even if used prices are relatively high, I’d still strongly prefer to avoid the depreciation loss that comes from buying new; especially from buying new in this markup…