Nailed it. I’ve been having this conversation with my wife a lot lately. People have become IRL internet trolls.

I’ve been on the “let’s break up” bandwagon for a while now. More and more it seems inevitable. Doing it voluntarily is the only way to do it peacefully.

All part of God’s plan.

She looks Jesus-y.

I got a good laugh out of this.

This is in his city, in his budget, and objectively fun to drive:

The world needs more of this right now.

“We’re building things from scraps, but we’re fine. Really. We’ve got an SUV now, you know.”

Will it work properly?

Unfortunately, the marine layer here in San Diego didn’t cooperate this morning.

I used to never get seasick. In that past couple of years I’ve discovered that I now get violently seasick. It’s like my brain isn’t satisfied to allow my body to stop heaving until it’s given its best effort to reverse the flow and also empty the contents of my intestines. I don’t think I’d buy a boat big enough for…

He looks like someone just walked in on him and snapped that picture as he was looking at lesbian schoolgirl porn.

I’m amazed at how far down the comments I had to scroll to see someone to point this out.

Joe’s woke little brother.  

I never really considered putting a picture to this caption, but if I had to pick one, his is pretty much perfect. He totally looks like the guy who would assault a student while ranting about masturbating and lesbians. Well done mother nature! Nailed it.

It’s broken, and there’s no fixing it. I think we should go our own ways. We need to split into smaller countries ASAP.  

These kids are heroes! That sound is rich. That message is on point. I’ve been saying for years that someone needs to revive rock and roll music, thinking that if someone like Miley just took up the mantle, then things could work out. I’m over the moon to know that I was wrong about the need for some celebrity to lead…

Our daughter picked Moxie for the family movie the other night.  I was pretty blown away by this band. 

Johnson & Johnson in the Johnson?

These guys should have to take the shot in the dick.