That episode had one of his funniest bits in a while.  “The answer is white people.”

He’s just taking a break while he figures out what to do with his eyebrows...

I’ll pull the ripcord at $10,000...

I’m usually happy to see a red interior. Something about this one looks cheap, like it really won’t age very well. Otherwise, the car looks fine.  Interesting to see them moving away from the hard angles.

I wonder how they handled sanitation. 

Laptop volume at 100%.  All I hear is my refrigerator running.

I haven’t had one in quite a while, but I definitely fell out of love with Fat Tire a few years back. I’m sure that I’ll give it another chance at some point, but New Belgium’s sale doesn’t really motivate me to buy any of their beer.

Southern California. There is no true passing lane here. 

Call their bluff.

Fantastic.

Better panel gaps than Tesla.

“Guys, relax!  We’ve got enough money to squish a few poors here and there...”

Is it any better than previous versions at going 10 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane?

Does she promise to leave after she loses?

Go west! Don’t stop until you reach a state that touches the ocean.  Except for Alaska, which is just cold Texas with grizzly bears. 

Well, I’m sure they’ll set aside ample resources to care for, feed, and educate all of the additional children who are born because abortion is outlawed.  

Small government just means “small” compared to God, who is so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you.

We should just outlaw fornication. Once we do, we all know that the most effective way to keep people from committing “crimes” is to increase the punishment for the “crime;” at least for the people who can’t afford an attorney anyway (because, I mean, who wants those people to reproduce? Amirite?) Also, we’re going to…