The Cherango is a good idea.

What year is this again?

feet

Farthest.

I like the color.  That is all.

This is amazing!

Whitest guy in the country fights to preserve the natural beauty of the whitest state in the country.

The key takeaway here is that the wagon is the good guy car.

Not if the state legislature gets its way.

When are we getting one that rolls up like a scroll?  

But, hey! The taxes are low! Let’s all move to Texas!  It’ll be great.

AOL is still a thing?

I’m sure it must have been a different person, but I knew a “Rudedog” on a pretty popular sports forum (RIP Fannation) years ago. Only other time I’ve seen the name.

For some reason vehicular homicide wasn’t edgy enough.

I think you accidentally typed will instead of won’t.

Suck it, Lordstown. 

This part really bothered me, too.  Nothing predatory at all going on there, right?

I imagine prison oatmeal makes a very rigid hair gel.

They could’ve avoided this whole mess if they just had a Spanfeller.  They would’ve stuck to bikes.