Does she promise to leave after she loses?

Go west! Don’t stop until you reach a state that touches the ocean.  Except for Alaska, which is just cold Texas with grizzly bears. 

Well, I’m sure they’ll set aside ample resources to care for, feed, and educate all of the additional children who are born because abortion is outlawed.  

Small government just means “small” compared to God, who is so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you.

We should just outlaw fornication. Once we do, we all know that the most effective way to keep people from committing “crimes” is to increase the punishment for the “crime;” at least for the people who can’t afford an attorney anyway (because, I mean, who wants those people to reproduce? Amirite?) Also, we’re going to…

The Cherango is a good idea.

Farthest.

I like the color.  That is all.

The key takeaway here is that the wagon is the good guy car.

Not if the state legislature gets its way.

But, hey! The taxes are low! Let’s all move to Texas!  It’ll be great.

I’m sure it must have been a different person, but I knew a “Rudedog” on a pretty popular sports forum (RIP Fannation) years ago. Only other time I’ve seen the name.

For some reason vehicular homicide wasn’t edgy enough.

I think you accidentally typed will instead of won’t.

Suck it, Lordstown. 

This part really bothered me, too.  Nothing predatory at all going on there, right?

I imagine prison oatmeal makes a very rigid hair gel.

Man, these are some boring convertibles. She should get a Boxster or a 996 Cabriolet.