I’ve done the math on this, and I’m pretty sure that the windshield wipers can save you if you turn them on at the right time.

I’m partial to the Mamba Green, myself.  The Gentian Blue is also pretty rad.

I’m glad that this exists. I mostly liked it. Something about how they mixed the vocals in the chorus is slightly off putting, but maybe that’s just due to my laptop speakers.

Elon is paying these people, right?

Is Faraday Future still a thing?

Tesla.

I was slightly obsessed with these as a kid thanks to my dad.  He grew up in the 50s and never really got over the Tucker failure.  

I always liked this thing. It seemed like a nice futuristic homage to the original. I think things worked out for the best without it, but I wouldn’t have been mad at Ford for making it (taking for granted that the production version would’ve actually looked like this).

I have no comment.

I’d listen to him if he were talking about bringing Fear Factor back. I don’t know why anyone would turn to him for health advice, unless it was for something about juicing.

I mean, I’m entertained. I also understand that it’s a labor of love, but there’s no way I’d be fiddling around with that engine, transmission, fuel system, electrical system, etc. I’d scrap it all and get on with the real project...

This is certainly interesting stuff.  Did you abandon the idea of electrifying this thing?

Due to the implications that it has for his longevity, I sincerely hope that Don Jr. is really eating four pounds of red meat a day.

Everybody with brains knows that if you quit eating red meat, you’ll turn into a gay.

They should probably have mandatory colonic before entry policy.

I’d love to try this thing out.  We did the sky bridge at Grand Canyon West a few years ago.  Getting to it wasn’t great, and you don’t have a lot of time on it, but it was still a cool experience.  

If you drop enough water all at once, it temporarily opens a portal through which child trafficking demons can enter our realm. The Dems are doing this overseas in order to through off the Q’s scent.  Nice try, libs!

Wet Ass Peugeot.  

Flooded your basement, eh?

My immediate thought was of this: