Well, I’m sure they’ll set aside ample resources to care for, feed, and educate all of the additional children who are born because abortion is outlawed.  

Small government just means “small” compared to God, who is so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you.

We should just outlaw fornication. Once we do, we all know that the most effective way to keep people from committing “crimes” is to increase the punishment for the “crime;” at least for the people who can’t afford an attorney anyway (because, I mean, who wants those people to reproduce? Amirite?) Also, we’re going to…

The Cherango is a good idea.

Farthest.

I like the color.  That is all.

The key takeaway here is that the wagon is the good guy car.

Not if the state legislature gets its way.

But, hey! The taxes are low! Let’s all move to Texas!  It’ll be great.

I’m sure it must have been a different person, but I knew a “Rudedog” on a pretty popular sports forum (RIP Fannation) years ago. Only other time I’ve seen the name.

For some reason vehicular homicide wasn’t edgy enough.

I think you accidentally typed will instead of won’t.

Suck it, Lordstown. 

This part really bothered me, too.  Nothing predatory at all going on there, right?

I imagine prison oatmeal makes a very rigid hair gel.

Man, these are some boring convertibles. She should get a Boxster or a 996 Cabriolet.  

I’ve done the math on this, and I’m pretty sure that the windshield wipers can save you if you turn them on at the right time.

I’m partial to the Mamba Green, myself.  The Gentian Blue is also pretty rad.

I’m glad that this exists. I mostly liked it. Something about how they mixed the vocals in the chorus is slightly off putting, but maybe that’s just due to my laptop speakers.