Elon is paying these people, right?

Is Faraday Future still a thing?

Tesla.

I was slightly obsessed with these as a kid thanks to my dad.  He grew up in the 50s and never really got over the Tucker failure.  

I always liked this thing. It seemed like a nice futuristic homage to the original. I think things worked out for the best without it, but I wouldn’t have been mad at Ford for making it (taking for granted that the production version would’ve actually looked like this).

I have no comment.

I’d listen to him if he were talking about bringing Fear Factor back. I don’t know why anyone would turn to him for health advice, unless it was for something about juicing.

I mean, I’m entertained. I also understand that it’s a labor of love, but there’s no way I’d be fiddling around with that engine, transmission, fuel system, electrical system, etc. I’d scrap it all and get on with the real project...

This is certainly interesting stuff.  Did you abandon the idea of electrifying this thing?

Due to the implications that it has for his longevity, I sincerely hope that Don Jr. is really eating four pounds of red meat a day.

Everybody with brains knows that if you quit eating red meat, you’ll turn into a gay.

They should probably have mandatory colonic before entry policy.

I’d love to try this thing out.  We did the sky bridge at Grand Canyon West a few years ago.  Getting to it wasn’t great, and you don’t have a lot of time on it, but it was still a cool experience.  

If you drop enough water all at once, it temporarily opens a portal through which child trafficking demons can enter our realm. The Dems are doing this overseas in order to through off the Q’s scent.  Nice try, libs!

Wet Ass Peugeot.  

Flooded your basement, eh?

My immediate thought was of this:

Let’s hope that the conservatives finally go with the strict constructionism that they’re always clamoring about.  In order to have the right to bear arms, people must be in a well regulated militia.

Was the kid who attacked the cat mentally ill and/or suffering from some developmental disorder?  My kid is 12, which means I know a lot of 12 year olds.  I don’t know any who would do this to an animal, though.  

If that person is being kept on a leash without their consent, then maybe an assault is warranted.