Only when it comes to attempting to spell his name.

It’s obviously taboo these days, but coffee and a cigarette really does work like a champ if you’ve gotta get things moving.

Coffee and a cigarette

Probably what the vehicle deserves, though. 

I was too old (late teens) to have any interest in these when they first became popular. As the father of a six year old who is obsessed with all things Pokemon, I definitely get the appeal of the cards now. They’ve made reading and math fun for my kid. The strategy behind, and seemingly infinite possibilities within, …

I was too old (late teens) to have any interest in these when they first became popular. As the father of a six year…

Yeah, I really do want to like this, but you’re right; it just seems like there’s a lot of wasted space. Maybe the enormous dash converts into a bed? If the windshield flipped up, the space could be made useful.

I wonder what A.J. Parkinson said about harassing women. 

He was really feeling himself during his run in the COVID spotlight. It’s amazing (especially in this era) that he also thought that he could use his position to try to feel others. His behavior and his response to getting called out for it suggest that there’s no reason to believe that he’ll do the right thing here.

Holy Toledo! I had no idea. Kudos to this surely soon to be former staff writer for the lowkey tip.

It looks like it’s just mimicking the same design language of most other modern CUVs.

It’s too bad that we’ve never come up with a way to make people look like they’re in a place without actually having to be in that place.

Piers Morgan’s best moment as a journalist:

Imagine a world where you’re supposed to become best friends with every random person that you’ve had a nice conversation with while you’re out and about.  Jesus.

I bet they remind Mike Pence of something big an veiny.

Average American: What’s culture?

Pink truck with a dreadful 2.2 L engine linked to an automatic transmission.

The year: 1995

Well, the hipster was probably slowed by the chafing.  Some people have to learn the hard way that jorts aren’t the best attire for a triathlon.

That paint scheme, though.  It looks like the AMG for the NASCAR crowd.

Let’s not forget that he’s also a pedophile.