Harry Doyle was a Eucker.

James finna get clapped up if he keep runnin’ his gotdam mouth.

Dilfer is awful but I will still choose him over Chris Berman or Joe Buck calling any sport any day.

You can’t really pick your neighbors and that can be a problem. I have 3 neighbors. Been here 18 years and I think I’ve seen the neighbor to the south 3 times. That’s not even an exaggeration. I literally never see him. He’s great, best neighbor I’ve got. Neighbor to the west and I are on the “Will Ferrell in Old…

“He said “ what’s up, any of you fuckers want some?!”” - When “Keeping it Real” Goes Wrong

Piss off!

I’m 6’4”, she was 5’1”. She also only weighed 108lbs. A majority of the sessex we enjoyed involved me standing and just holding her as she grinded (ground?) up and down on me. Either that or just me laying on my back while she rode me, cause I could barely feel her body weight on mine and she could do, and move,…

Taco Bell at 3am. Not even a good decision sober. Goddamn awful decision when you’re completely trashed.

Truffle Fries was the clear winner in my eyes. Biscuits and gravy runner up. Rueben distant third. Gyro....I’d like to round up every bag of them, open them, dump all of the chips into one massive pile and light it on fire, Joker-in-The-Dark-Knight-burning-the-Mob’s-Money style. Fuck those chips and everything about…

A shorter, but still 100% fully encompassing and correct, headline could have just been “No Shit.”

This was such a nice surprise to come across. With it being Labor Day and me being off work I had forgotten it was a Monday. Monday’s = BCO! Next time I’ll remember.

Yes. I just wanted to see how many would think I was serious.

Bro, she said no?! You gotta go for it anyway! No means yes! Wait, why are you stopping? Bro? BRO?!

If the ref didn’t want to be hit like that then he shouldn’t have been standing where he was and wearing the clothes that he had on. He brought this on himself. He knew damn well what would happen the second he left his house dressed like that and I don’t feel sorry for him one bit.

I am actually disappointed that all it led to was her being a dumbass and walking into the door. I really had my hopes up, once I realized what was going on in the video, that the “surprise” would be some female Ronda Rousey badass type sneaking up behind her and choking her the fuck out. Because I’m to the point with…

You know how one of Hulk’s super powers is the ability to leap really far and then immediately take off and leap super far again? It’s like the closest thing to flight without actually being able to fly.

It was 96 fucking degrees in Chicago yesterday and today with like 100% humidity. Let the guys snack on something healthy and soothing to combat the goddamn heat.

I love my Colts and won’t trash them but I will admit it’s kind of revealing as a team when one of your all around best players is your goddamn KICKER. And I’m not talking about Transplanted-from-Boston Adam, I’m talking about Mr. Gets-Drunk-and-Tries-to-Swim-in-a-6-foot-deep-“river”-because-it-was-hot Mr. Patrick…

“Indiana is a perpetual small-time dump where you go to lord your values over other people because you have nothing better to do with yourself. It is the most direct route from Chicago to the Deep South. There are parts of Southern Indiana that are more Kentucky than Kentucky is. There are Jesus billboards EVERYWHERE.…

Lived here all 31 years of my life. What the fuck is an Indiana Tomato and where is Lucky Boy buying this made up shit at? We have corn. We have meth. We have Seasonal Affective Disorder. We don’t have tomatoes.