It had both Norm and Laurie Metcalf in their primes, yet still only lasted 2 seasons. A travesty.

He destroyed the whole idea of roasts with that performance. Everyone else on that stage just looked like a bunch of tryhard teenagers after that.

Well, 9/11 and the resultant wars, lies and incompetence changed me from a Rush Limbaugh dittohead to an Obama/Sanders voter, that’s for sure.

So what you’re saying is, maybe if more people had HBO we wouldn’t have half the country trying to deport hundreds of thousands of children back to Mexico right now?

I’m too young to remember StartFragment:000093351.

Just use the original song. Why not? Fits right in on a Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack.

Eh, I’m cool with it. Because who cares about Greatest American Hero, anyway?

I wanted to upvote you, then I remembered I live in Austin. We’re freakin’ next.

RIP, oh Father of Radiohead

I remember thinking Dana Carvey was the funniest guy in the world when I was about 12 years old. Some of his old sketches on SNL are still pretty good, but a lot of it falls flat with me nowadays. Which is a shame, because I really do want to still love the guy.

That said, the Dana Carvey Show is one of those weird…

It is. No idea why he’s talking about Goodwill as if it’s an insult to his dignity.

I didn’t realize we were supposed to hate fade outs now. My connection to the hive mind must be experiencing interference. Did we agree on this the same day we started hating multi-cam comedies with a live studio audience?

Fox News viewers don’t rally behind the personalities from Fox. They rally behind Fox itself, because it represents the white homogeneity that they actually care about. Megyn Kelly on Fox News was a powerhouse. Megyn Kelly on some other network is redundant.

It’s a simple but elegant ratio. I say go big or go home - go for the Nobel in Mathematics.

You’re right. I now consider every single woman in my life a man until I see their birth certificates.

Waluigi Pinball. But I just love pinball. And Waluigi.

Hurricane Harvey blows.

Take so hot you fry an egg

Well, then how did he make the list? Sheer good luck, I guess.

Ok. Disney only: