Chief?

Doubly hilarious when you realize they're chasing Graham Chapman, an out-and-proud gay man.

I was freaked out by the depiction of hell in Event Horizon, where that living corpse has a meaty, long tendril shoved in its mouth.

I think the best stuff though - Every Sperm is Sacred, Mr. Creosote, Find the Fish, etc. - is among the best stuff they ever did.

See, that's where you went wrong, Noel. You were honest about wanting our money and we blamed you for it. Damon, give him credit, just takes it.

I actually kind of like some of Jay's YouTube output. I don't give much of a rats ass about either Jay Leno or cars, but somehow it works when you put them together. He's basically the epitome of self-indulgent, square Baby Boomers, and yet his enthusiasm for old cars is pretty infectious.

I'm about 10-15 years younger than the Brat Pack, but I have a friend around that age who sat me down and had me watch it with him. I liked it, but I brought to it a critical sense that these characters were supposed to be examples of self-indulgent 80s assholes. I was kinda shocked when I talked it over with him and…

I'm not here to rain on anyone's parade. I hope you crazy kids have a great time with your At The Drive In records.

My daughter is currently in that phase. I swear that all I tell you is not made up!

I wore a hat with the logo for Tyson chicken on it for some reason. Deep irony or some shit.

Yeah, my wife and I watched it at Halloween this year and had a similar reaction. I'd been prepared to go easy on it because I theoretically like the idea of a Chinese super-intelligent evil mastermind villain. But the tone of the movie was just plain racist.

I said I wouldn't upvote another pun thread. But I still did it.

There's only one person who knows what Vince McMahon has seen, and that's Madonna.

1988-Whenever it was that she covered American Pie.

Remember when you couldn't criticize Madonna without being accused of hating empowered women? That seems to have changed.

How can she be both Joan Jett and Madonna? Acting!

I heard it was Tilda Swinton. Cause it's always Tilda Swinton.

The point is: Laughter

Look, for her part she should have known better and not participated. But of course the existence of the ad is not primarily her fault.

He really was a great storyteller. I'd have watched a show that was just Charlie Murphy telling stories. They wouldn't even need to be true stories.