I didn't really like Pearl at first - Mary Jo played her so unsympathetic at first that it really made me miss the evil charm of Clayton and Frank.

We put that YouTube for Kids app on an iPad for my 2 1/2 year old daughter, thinking she could watch clips from Sesame Street or Daniel Tiger on it. Within a few weeks it was almost nothing but targeted videos of toys being unboxed. She loved it, of course, but it made us pretty angry. So we deleted the app.

Honestly, in 1997 everyone was calling it Electronica.

In all seriousness, Dave is right with that story at the end - not so much about one celebrity giving another celebrity's son a guitar, but the idea that bands like Pearl Jam reached out to a generation of young people and helped them find their musical voices.

When I was 4 or 5, I'd complain about all those simpletons who couldn't win the Grand Prize Game. My mother finally got sick of it so she set up a makeshift version at home. And I couldn't get the 2nd or 3rd ones every time.

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That the seizures gonna come along
When they go to fight Porygon
So may I introduce to you
The back end of an ambulance
From Nintendo's pocket monster catching franchise!

Dammit! I'm about to go to sleep here!

Make that 3 of us. I've always loved Walt Gisney.

This would be stronger if the last line was: Then they came for the masturbators…

Thumbs up for mentioning Sylvester McMonkey McBean 10 minutes after I'd just been quoting him to my 2 year old daughter.

Yeah, it's my favorite, too. Candy anchors even the sketchier/weirder parts and I think the character development is better earned here than something like The Breakfast Club, which I thought was kinda forced.

I really believe he could have had a second act as a more serious actor, Bill Murray style. Not the same kind of roles, but more sympathetic Everyman stuff. Uncle Buck shows how good he was at that.

I always thought it was a bit of a dig at the Beta Band, anyway - like it was outing them as easy listening music for self-involved white nerds. Not sure that that's fair, but that seemed to be the gag.

I didn't mean strategically in a conspiratorial sense, but whatever.

Yeah. So 3 million Californians are now less important than 80,000 voters spread out amongst the rust belt? That's some broken logic.

He called the popular vote a consolation prize. How the hell else am I supposed to interpret that?

And, again, my candidate got 3 million more votes than the winner, who won by something like 80,000 strategically placed votes in certain states. Drawing the conclusion that she lost because she's terrible is completely tenuous and really only believable by people who already hated her.

I'm glad you've outright declared your hatred of democracy. Makes it easier to see where you're coming from.

If Hillary Clinton were president we'd basically be getting Obama's third term. The idea that that is worse than the current situation, where the president of the United States is pissing all over NATO and cutting the budget to the EPA boggles my mind.

…for sex through your underwear hole. There. I finished it.