"Who's that, Mr Mayor?"
"It's the Sanitation Union. Next time you have to go, do me a favor and fly to the moon or something."

"Don't fat shame. Except if it's John Goodman. Because that guy is fat."

Damn, that's a great name.

Well, someone tried to make the dream happen, just a little late.

My 1 year old dances every time I play Werewolves of London.

How about the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu?

It's dumb. It's 90s teenage culture as understood by 40 year old marketing execs.

MST3K did it even earlier. Part of what seemed so anarchic about it is that it took for granted that everyone in the audience had a head full of old TV commercial jingles.

Reasons why the Beatles still dominate 50 years later:

Even Wild Wild West?

Wish it had a better album cover, though.

And, honestly, it's been rare that I've heard those.

By his own rules, he'd have had his mic cut when he said something bad about Talking Heads halfway through this interview.

Dude's name is Olé? What, is he the son of a matador?

I would watch the hell out of a Frazetta/Steranko Punisher/Fury team up movie. The could shoot bad guys and then paint 'em.

Or, in the 90s, there was that rumor that Glenn Danzig would play him. That was more like dodging a rocket.

He's also great in the underrated Uncle Buck. I really think he'd be having a Bill Murray style acting renaissance if he was still around.

You know who really looks like the Punisher? The late great Frank Frazetta. Who knows if he could act, but he had the look, that's for sure.

Anyone but Shia LeBeouf to play Indiana Jones' son in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. You need someone who actually looks like a cool 50s greaser. Also someone who isn't inherently irritating.

Late 90s-era Avery Brooks as Green Lantern in a movie about the John Stewart Green Lantern. You know, the one the DCAU got everyone to care about.