Aww… Poor Craigers. Dude got Jack Parr'd. Twice!

Really, that's the problem. It looks built around an idea about what's edgy dreamed up by someone who lost track of what was edgy 10 years ago.

True story: I used to go by the handle 'Significant Bullet' on some other website. Love that badass quote.

I dunno. I wouldn't use the word caustic. I got the sense that he admired Timothy Treadwell's soul, even while thinking he was basically crazy.

No, you're confused. He wasn't in New Order. He was in the Housemartins before he became Fatboy Slim.

Honestly, I think it was about Obama Derangement Syndrome. When Obama came out in support of the Martins, that's when suddenly all the defenses of Zimmerman started, as if anything Obama was for was automatically categorically wrong.

Today someone on Facebook told me they can't be illegally occupying the building because that building belongs to the people and, since they are allegedly people, that means it already belongs to them.

You know… Game. Set. Match.

I mean, seriously. Someone calls me a warrior for social justice and I'm supposed to take it as an insult? Haha! Yeah, just keep telling me what a good person I am until I finally break, dude.

At least there, though, they thought the core issue was blasphemy. And whether you're religious or not you can at least appreciate a bunch of people worrying that a movie is insulting their deeply held personal beliefs. Here, it's just a bunch of clowns who don't want to see a girl in a movie. That's so much more…

Shut up. Historians have confirmed for well over a year that if Teddy Roosevelt was around today he'd be answering phones at a call center and masturbating to Rule 34.

There's a weird irony in it. "Here's the news about how these guys who aren't newsworthy think they're newsworthy". It's kind of punching down. But then these guys deserve nothing but ridicule, so it's hard to get too worked up about it.

To be honest, I think the mistake was doing a Hal Jordan movie after the popular Justice League series had successfully redefined the Green Lantern as John Stewart.

Personally, at this point, I'd rather have a Netflix series. They've been killing it.

Oh, man. I know how we can all make a lot of money. We'll shoot a no budget movie called Rouge One and have it out on budget DVD next winter, just in time for far-sighted grandma's Christmas shopping. Who's with me?

Or if I start singing her songs from Mamma Mia.

Strep Throat.

Yeah. I mean, technically a work can fall into the public domain if the copyright isn't defended by the copyright holder. But if the defense's argument here is going to be "Star Trek has fallen into the public domain" then… good luck, space cadet.

13 year old me really liked that cover of Unforgettable. I mean that in two different ways.

So you're saying you don't believe in copyright law. Good luck with that position, Matlock.