As someone else who didn’t write enough in 2015, I have complete sympathy and solidarity with Mr. Martin’s position. I want him to live a happy and healthy life more than I want him to finish a book series “on time”, and anyone who thinks otherwise should please highly consider growing a conscience.

zero fucks given from guy in Chess King suede.

Hey, they are the ones stalking her life daily.

I like the part where you didn’t even bother to read the post. Maybe for a second consider that “commuting your ass off” isn’t a fixed part of the human experience, and instead is the result of the choices we make.

You know, a lot of Jalops are actually cool with this. Step one in her plan is discouraging cars in city centers, which many of us are fine with.

I don’t know of an urban area that doesn’t have a vibrant art scene hidden in it somewhere, and I don’t know of any of those vibrant scenes that aren’t sniffed at by their more conventional neighbors. Portland wears its vibrancy on its surface, and is a national joke for it, along with Williamsburg. I'm from…

“Because a city without hipsters is a shitty city where hipsters don’t wanna live. Do y’all LIKE living next to a strip mall and drinking Budweiser and wearing Walmart’s best bespoke fashions?”

I live near Seattle & am seriously considering driving to Portland with my daughter so she can take pictures with hipster Santa.

Whenever I see people criticize Portland for having hipsters and artisans and craft beer and mustaches or whatever, I shake my head, because a city without hipsters is a shitty city where hipsters don’t wanna live. Do y’all LIKE living next to a strip mall and drinking Budweiser and wearing Walmart’s best bespoke…

That's not a Drake approved sweater, that's a Pendelton Westerly, otherwise known as the majestic sweater sported by The Dude in The Big Lebowski.

“Santa, could you get me this new japanese indie record I...nevermind, you probably never heard of it”

On the one hand, I’m super sympathetic because it’s obvious she’s in tremendous pain and needs help. But on the other hand, I have a super toxic mom and for my own sanity have to keep her away from me and this is precisely the shit she’s pull to try and get attention from me. (She let my abusive ex husband move in…

There very well be mental illness at play here. But mental illness doesn’t equal violence. Plus, as Obama noted a few years ago, the US doesn’t have a monopoly on mental illness. We sadly aren’t even the only country with widespread white male privilege and national political figures who spew out hateful rhetoric that…

She is a goddess, to be sure. But why the jab at Gaga? I think she’s talented in her own right - different, but also quite talented.

I loved it when Insulin Sandy Duncan got immediately killed off after the confrontation in the woods. Writers: “Now that she’s fulfilled her purpose, let’s have her root around some old zombies for some reason.”

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

Ah, you’re right. If I were to read your comment and tell you to “stop emitting that strange noise when you flap your meat at me, you semi-sentient pile of elephant droppings,” you have neither a reason to be offended, nor the right to state that the statement is offensive. Likewise, were I to print out that phrase,…

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.