Columbia is actually a pretty progressive city overall, relatively speaking, and it’s not like St. Louis has been a bastion of brotherly love in recent years.

If I wanted to watch a game like a normal American, I’d be a fucking baseball fan. I go to soccer games partially because it’s the only sport where fans stand and cheer of their own accord and not when the Jumbotron tells them to.

All you did was say the crowd was loud and you started a PNW MLS Kinja fight. You're gonna get Whitecaps fans in here next and Canadians will throw beer on babies.

Timbers are everything the MLS needs. Except maybe names. But maybe even not names.

Whoa, that’s an impressively noisy crowd they’ve got there, too.

The suburban Dallas-based company has used multi-level marketing to sell its products, including Ambrotose, its signature “glyconutrient” pill made of plant polysaccharides.

Terrific idea, well done! Three cheers for including Miyazaki.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Hey, I like Brendan Fraser. I think he’s cute, and he’s certainly harmless. if we’re talking about “Still Alive (Why?)“, there’s only one name that should be at the top of everybody’s list: Dick Cheney.

If it was a Liquid Nitrogen unit. (which at -240 it probably was) the Nitrogen displaces the normal air. If she went in there while there was still gas flow and put her head low enough she’d be out like a light in under 30 seconds.

Hillary did better than anyone expected yesterday. There was a moment where she shot a glance at this Senator, I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at…

That is the precise thing that makes it terrible. Giving Darth Vader a core of pure goodness was an unforgivably stupid narrative choice.

Then don’t. Really, who gives a shit what you do? Dude’s just trying to help you out.

Watch IV and V, and then don’t watch 10 hours of bad Star Wars movies after that.

Hey, then don’t!

You probably think Be Here Now is the best Oasis album.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

I’m dead

I think that what really pushes this from good kinja to great kinja is the subtlety in which three separate trolling comments are weaved together in two simple sentences. All three have been pointed out in the comments, but just in case anyone else missed them, in descending order of obviousness:

oh my god yes give me the good stuff