On the one hand, I’m super sympathetic because it’s obvious she’s in tremendous pain and needs help. But on the other hand, I have a super toxic mom and for my own sanity have to keep her away from me and this is precisely the shit she’s pull to try and get attention from me. (She let my abusive ex husband move in…

There very well be mental illness at play here. But mental illness doesn’t equal violence. Plus, as Obama noted a few years ago, the US doesn’t have a monopoly on mental illness. We sadly aren’t even the only country with widespread white male privilege and national political figures who spew out hateful rhetoric that…

She is a goddess, to be sure. But why the jab at Gaga? I think she’s talented in her own right - different, but also quite talented.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

Ah, you’re right. If I were to read your comment and tell you to “stop emitting that strange noise when you flap your meat at me, you semi-sentient pile of elephant droppings,” you have neither a reason to be offended, nor the right to state that the statement is offensive. Likewise, were I to print out that phrase,…

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Columbia is actually a pretty progressive city overall, relatively speaking, and it’s not like St. Louis has been a bastion of brotherly love in recent years.

If I wanted to watch a game like a normal American, I’d be a fucking baseball fan. I go to soccer games partially because it’s the only sport where fans stand and cheer of their own accord and not when the Jumbotron tells them to.

All you did was say the crowd was loud and you started a PNW MLS Kinja fight. You're gonna get Whitecaps fans in here next and Canadians will throw beer on babies.

Timbers are everything the MLS needs. Except maybe names. But maybe even not names.

Whoa, that’s an impressively noisy crowd they’ve got there, too.

Hillary did better than anyone expected yesterday. There was a moment where she shot a glance at this Senator, I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at…

That is the precise thing that makes it terrible. Giving Darth Vader a core of pure goodness was an unforgivably stupid narrative choice.

Then don’t. Really, who gives a shit what you do? Dude’s just trying to help you out.

Watch IV and V, and then don’t watch 10 hours of bad Star Wars movies after that.

Hey, then don’t!

You probably think Be Here Now is the best Oasis album.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.