Man that was close. My army of rabid Peaks fans were preparing vats of boiling black coffee and true cut 2 x 4 Pine battering rams. Now I can tell the horde to throttle down.

Whew!

George Miller: “Just wanted to come in and remind the Wachoski’s, Justin Lin, Michael Bay and all the youngin’s how to make a thrilling action movie. Now I'm off to start pre-production Babe 3, bitches!"

I see people pretty severely criticizing the actions of, say, ISIS (who I’ve referred to in these pages as “demonic pieces of shit”). We wrote extensively about Farkhunda, the woman beaten to death after she was accused of burning a Koran. No one is silent on these hideous crimes — they generate outrage and anger and…

Funny story: when explaining to my then 3yr old about name calling, & why it’s not ok to call someone a baby (unless they are actually a baby), but it IS ok to call someone a love bug, I told her that it’s OK to use a name of something that everybody loves so that no ones feelings would be hurt. For the next two years…

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

I actually see this as a National Security issue if you want the truth. If Creationism is allowed to be taught as ‘fact’ then our students will fail to learn critical thinking, actual science, and as a result, reduce America’s ability research, innovate and fully participate in the Global Economy.

None of these things bother me at all... the High Sparrow being a kind sweet old man whose followers are raving assholes makes total sense to me, and feels very much like real life. And I think it’s similar in the books, too. Cersei didn’t tell Jaime to go to Dorne with only one dude helping him, that was Jaime’s…

Stannis earned his Mannis nickname last night: The Shireen scene was one of my favorites in the entire SERIES. D&D has always done a better job at the child-war weary adult pairing than the books (see Tywin-Arya, Arya-Hound, Shireen-Davos), but they took it to a new level last night.

“Great Sinners Shielded by Gold and Privilege” I now kinda want that as family motto, even tho we lack all 3

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

Agreed. Perhaps the baby objects to the written examinations that follow each book?

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Why do these sufferers insist on thinking that the disease is biological and not mental? We have a long way to go towards accepting that mental illness is illness, don’t we?

Lots of people don't read reddit because it's a fucking cesspool. But that's irrelevant anyway, since George posted attribution to a site that clearly is not reddit. Also, all of the Gawker Media sites are and have always been aggregate news sites. Don't like that? Fuck back off to reddit then.

Definitely the product of Ted Cruz donating sperm to a lesbian couple.

Would Darren Rovell like to guess how many of the people who pay $11 a month for ESPN as part of their basic cable package regardless of whether they want it or not know who Darren Rovell is?

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

As someone who was born and raised in STL, has moved away, and hates the Cardinals, I think "vitriol" is pretty accurate for this.