Um, no. I enjoy tasting things that taste good. Not because it's always been around, but because it tastes good in my mouth. Drinking isn't the evil, anymore than cakes or donuts or cheese or anything else is the evil.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

I've been a Cardinal fan my whole life, but I wish they would get off their fucking high horse. Guess media members won't stop suckling that moral cock though so it's never going to go away. The Cardinal Way is stupid, but I still love watching them. Win some, lose some

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

i do think it's complicated, and if this interview strikes you as me playing him for laughs then we're going to have to agree to disagree

Are you this fucking stupid? Al Franken had very little political material?

Reading your comment encouraged me to think your exact same thoughts about you.

To consider that your own opinion and judgement is beyond reproach is the true flaw. There are many ways in which to exist in this horribly flawed world of ours, and if one can find even a tiny patch in which one has joy and peace of mind, no matter what that patch might look like to those outside it, then praise be,…

Not everything is about you. Your value system is not the be all, end all. Welcome to America.

Nah, you ARE a stick in the mud. Make no mistake.

He should be decapitated, and his head paraded through town on a pike. His body should be left for crows to feast upon, then burned. The spot where this sacrilege occurred should be salted so that nothing may grow, and any who ever speak his name should be silenced. May he rot in the deepest reaches of hell. This is…

You're watching a sport in which, quite literally, players are destroying both their bodies and their brains and you're upset because the guy made a poop joke?

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

Denying things that actually happened is called gaslighting, in case you didn't know, and pretty serious emotional abuse in my opinion.

Your mother sounds like my mother; I cut her out of my life when I was 16 (I lived with my father) and asked her for an apology for the beatings and neglect that she inflicted upon me. Her response was basically a shrug that I could visualize over the phone. I just had to get on with life knowing that there would be…

My mother has a lot of mental health issues (bipolar depression and borderline personality disorder) and she doesn't process guilt at all well. So she denies things so aggressively and persistently that you start to wonder if they ever really happened. I am (mostly) estranged from her because she was emotionally…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

First thought that came to mind.