Similar to how the Pontiac Silverdome is nowhere near Detroit, Macomb Township is nowhere near Detroit itself.

FYI - Macomb Township is about 35 miles north of Detroit, so about as close as Greenwich CT is from the Gawker HQ in Manhattan.

Surprised she didn’t complained about the smell of their disgusting cheese.

It’s $2500. Why are you day-dreaming? Buy the thing and write articles about it, if it’s truly that interesting.

My tinfoil hat is telling me that the owner wants to be rid of the car and knows he won’t be able to recover even a small fraction of his money invested. He’ll probably have the first renter fill the tank with 87, blow the engine, then submit a ridiculous claim to Turo.

I was thinking the same thing. Nearly every 8 year old “I know what I have here” sale ad says something along the lines of “I owe more than I’m selling this for, my loss your gain” or some other dumb statement indicating a lien (loan).

Yup, knock on his door “hi, are you the guy with the tank?” “Yes.” “Well, nice to meet you, I’m your new best friend!”

OG Gran Turismo. You could buy a used car, spend another $50 on an oil change, and you’d gain like 10hp.

Didnt Forza Horizon do this? like FIVE years ago? Literally the EXACT same thing?

I’d guess the guy parks it in the street just to fuck with the HOA. Being Texas, I’m surprised he’s the only one with a tank!

How are you supposed to get a tank behind closed doors? Also who is this triggered by a tank? Its awesome!

That’s not how HOAs operate, except in pathological cases. If the tank violates the written CC&Rs, the ones that all homeowners agree in writing to abide by, the homeowner can be fined for that infraction.

the dude you try to scam is an attorney.

Maybe if he puts an “AMG” badge on it the neighbors won’t notice. Or just leave the price tag on it.

If my neighbor parked a tank on the street, the only one who would get tired of anything would be the owner who would get tired of me knocking on his door, begging him to let me drive his tank.

Maybe if he put a bunch of chrome on it it would move from ‘eyesore’ to ‘status symbol’?

They should really be tanking him for keeping them safe.

“they can try to tow it”

Two old military vehicles. Love it.