Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

This thing can serve but one purpose - drift missile! It’s incredible that anyone liked those horrible Doozy lookalikes in the 70's, yet here they were in Japan long after the trend died in the US.

Weren’t some of these (or something like these) built out of Z31s? Also, being 240SX based, I’m just waiting for someone to buy and drift the crap out of it!

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Before you HOA apologists get here, I’ll say this: if you seriously have a problem with this guy parking his upside-down car in his driveway, get a hobby. Get a fun car. Get a fun boyfriend/girlfriend. Get some perspective. Get anything other than upset about this, because if you are, you are wasting precious moments…

The best stanced cars in the world, aka The World’s Most Highly Polished Turds.

Welcome to your Official Guide to H20i Drinking Games 2017.

Yes, but it’s the first time for me, and I’m the only one that matters.

3 hours up, race, 3 hours home. Thanks for the love!

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

It’s purrtier than a stock Huracán.

While you’re in Verona, you can pop down the Boulevard and pick up a new Katana for your Samurai friend. That could be useful, should you come upon an Intruder or Bandit.

I see myself Swiftly purchasing this Sidekick and driving it to the Equator. There I’ll pick up my Samurai friend, drive back to Reno and work on his Esteem. Then it’s on to Verona for some SX4 and Cappuccino

Really? I have it on good authority that it went differently...

I’m sure John Hennessey would’ve offered up a camera car

We should start a Floodgate* VS Dieselgate serie.

Out fighting the Kraken, the government keeps it a secret.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Easy: file a police report, make a claim on the truck owner’s insurance. However, Mr. Burns probably won’t get much due to him leaving his car on the beach FOR A WEEK WHILE A HURRICANE APPROACHED/HIT.