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Everyone has lusted after a Pontiac G8 Sport Truck at some point in their miserable boring lives. [Photo: Pontiac (RIP), 2010]

Congratulations, Mr. LVPoen and Mr. waetherman, on today’s COTD! I have for you guys a brightly colored motorcycle which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her protective gear.

Remember Spyker? Spyker was fun.

Congratulations, Mr. wætherman, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver........it’s non-autonomous.

Congratulations, Mr. PatBateman, on COTD! I would like to gift you with your own race car which this lovely lady will deliver along with a lovely care package.

Wow, White People antagonize and run from the cops for fun.

Congratulations, Mr. Lysol is the Man, Whitey!, on COTD. My award to you is a motorcycle which this lovely lady will deliver later as her hands are full now.

Congratulations, Mr. Karfreek, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Volvo which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes stretching.

She’s trusting that the tank commander won’t goose her with the cannon.

Congratulations, Mr. StalePhish, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a tank which this lovely lady will deliver.................something something diplomacy.