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2/2/16

<i>Archer, P.I. </i>Rocks Magnum's Ferrari 308 GTS In Most Perfect Promo Ever

Archer, P.I. Rocks Magnum's Ferrari 308 GTS In Most Perfect Promo Ever

I can’t get over the awesome animation of this 308 in the Archer promo in the (perfect) style of Magnum P.I. And for…

2/1/16

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

2/1/16

Her: That’s not the cigarette lighter!

2/1/16

Congratulations, Mr. Pitchblende, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mini Cooper which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she plugs in her Fuel Shark.

2/1/16

I’d say, so far, the best react reaction video has been Mega64's response.

1/31/16

So what the hell was it that Jay Leno and Jerry Sienfeld were arguing about 9 years ago during the superbowl?

1/31/16

This guy just did a reverse Tavarish.

1/30/16

I haz a sad.

1/29/16

Is This Snow Or A Sonic Boom?

This photo, tweeted by Ajay Major, shows a car moving so quickly, it appears to be parked on the side of a New York…

1/29/16

Congratulations, Mr. MikaelVroom and Mr. Eddie Brannan, on COTD! My award to you guys is a BMW which this lovely and soapy lady will deliver upon completion of her wash job.

1/28/16

Congratulations, Mr. Thunderbolt and Mr. ReverendDexter, on COTD today! I would like to gift you guys with a spaceship which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets it out of the pool.

The Don't Mess With Texas Viper Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Race Cars

I’m speechless. I have no words. This is the single greatest livery ever put on a race car, or any car for that…

1/28/16

“Comes with parts cars. No dreamers or propeller-kickers.”

1/28/16

“Ran when parked. Musty smell from spilled water bottle. Low miles. Serious offers only.”

1/27/16

GM has a long, proud history of tie rod failures.

1/27/16

Congratulations, Mr. Thebloody, on COTD! My award to you is a classic Corvette which this lovely lady will have to deliver to you because it is a non-autonomous car.

1/27/16

Pictured: Jalopnik offices, today

1/26/16

And that right there is why I dropped everything and took my Vette to an elementary school “race car day” last spring. I let every last kid who wanted to crawl around in the driver’s seat and signed about a million “autographs” while answering every last question they threw at me. Things got broken, other things got…

1/26/16

Congratulations, Mr. Ill_Mac, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she wipes the butt print off the fender.