SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

But street cred, bro!?

Hate to sound like Grampa McGitovmilayn here, but stuff like this really fucks over the rest of us who just want to play with our off-road toys in peace.

Terrorizing? More like Freedomizing those 4 tires of touching pavement by catching sick air bro. In bro we trust.

The probability of this guy squashing a post-hugging sloth is just way too high.

Slowest. Pole dance. Ever.

Congratulations, Mr. Dave Ruddock, on COTD. Here’s a Ford Focus for your effort which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets her thumb out of her panties.

In college we lived in an area that had lake effect snow every year, so getting several feet was not uncommon. What we did find out though, is that if you tip the plow truck driver $5 for our apartment complex, he’ll plow your friends car in with snow 3 feet high without hesitation. Still the best $5 I’ve ever spent.

You’re an idiot. Get off the Internet.

Fun? Ever heard of it?

Good thing he’s got that bicycle helmet on to protect his dome.

The “long arm of the law” i guess

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

it’s not wise to believe “it’s ok for cops to crack the skulls of people I don’t like,” ‘cos eventually they’ll find or be given a reason to crack your skull.

i know how much its worth i dont need to sell i dont need help selling it photos speak for themselves ran when parked no lowballs dont waste my time call only no texts money talks will not answer emails make an offer

Congratulations, Mr. Scrape, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a limousine which this lovely chauffeur will deliver to you as soon as she finds her pants.