Congratulations, Mr. Enderxenocide23, on COTD! My award to you is a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver after she cleans the windshield.

He clearly got the wrong Aston.

Congratulations, Mr. Kspraydad, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as the tow truck arrives.

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

None of this would have happened if he’d been using snow tires.

Why should you visit the Detroit Auto Show? Because the Ford GT looks stunning in white and it’s there.

Congratulations, Mr. The Devil Drives a Rotary, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mitsubishi which this lovely lady will deliver to you if she doesn’t sell it for food.

Congratulations, Mr. boobytrapsandtreasure, on COTD! My award to you isn’t a Hellcat or a Grand Cherokee, but it is a Jeep. This lovely lady will deliver it to you as soon as someone gets her a ladder.

No way. Outlaw Country never apologies!

Congratulations, Mr. 52nd State, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan Titan classic truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as something, something.

Outlaw country!

The 2017 Ford Raptor’s incredible new color is called Avalanche Grey and yes, you’ll be able to get the four-door with a panoramic sunroof. [Image: Ford]

WORLDSTAR!!!

Congratulations, Mr. McMike, on COTD! I would like to award you with a VW which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she checks her emissions.

a search for Lovely Rita Meter Maid came up with this

Congratulations, Mr. Dolemite, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a competitive Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she learns how to competitive park.