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Congratulations, Mr. Lucasg, on today’s COTD! My award to you is an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you along with her bumper to bumper warranty.

Here’s Christian von Koenigsegg playing a Regera exhaust like a trombone. That Aircore carbon fiber wheel wrapped in Michelin’s finest? $16,000. Photo credit: Koenigsegg.

[You could buy an early Mitsubishi Pajero with a canvas top. What did Mitsubishi call their canvas-topped model? Of course, they called it the Mitsubishi Pajero Canvas Top. Straightforward. I like that. Photo Credit: Mitsubishi]

Congratulations, Mr. stoke, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK which this lovely lady will deliver after she goes around the track a few times.

90 degree day in July. About to leave for the lake for a week. Have everyone packed and ready to go in the SUV when I notice a weird smell near the garage/my Prius. Pop the hood and bam. Biggest damn squirrel I’ve ever seen... I had heard something odd when I started the car the other day, I assume he baked as no

Looks like the engine’s shot.

turbocharger, supercharger, ubercharger, cylinder charger, air is pre-heated, convection bake, 100 percent nitrous, uses 110 octane diesel (obviously), cat-back exhaust, cold-ram intake, common rail injection, methanol injection, ethanol injection, ethyl alcohol injection, pico de gallo injection, triple alternations,

Congratulations, Mr. Harry and Mr. that’s not gone well, on shared COTD! My award to you is a rusty truck which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she finishes wrenching on it with this tool from Pep Boys.

Congratulations, Mr. The Devil Drives a Rotary, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a ride on the subway which this lovely lady will give you............or something.

I nominate Betty Cooper. Not a superhero, but ...

Congratulations, Mr. tromoly, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Shelby Cobra which the lovely Danica Patrick will deliver after Christmas. If Danica Patrick married Patrick George, she would be Mrs. Danica Patrick George. Or would Patrick George be Mr. Patrick Patrick?

“White Christmas” might mean something else to Lamborghini owners. [Image: Lamborghini]

He used to play fallout, till he took a Sonata to the knee.

Jesus, why does Gay have to be so flamboyant?