It's not just time zones. Rex fines anyone who calls it "game film" instead of "footage."

To further complicate things Rex has advised Jets fans to set their playoff hopes back five years.

Herpes test came back huh?

-TBS Marketing Team

Oh sure the NFL makes a big show of breast cancer awareness but the minute someone gives a fig about men's health it's a 15 yard penalty.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Ah yes. Bury the news on a Friday night, which is coincidentally what should happen to Peterson.

Thank God you aren't a film critic. That much wailing and gnashing of teeth for a 90-second add selling a sport drink, I can only imagine what 90 minutes of film would result in.

He doesn't kinda have a point. He flat out has a point. Booze and domestic violence, and violence in general, are directly related.

FUCK YOU ratchet ass rihanna. First of all YOU SUCK. Second - you DIDN'T WRITE THIS SONG SO ITS NOT "YOURS" you ghetto ass box of rox. Rox that you smoke, skank.

No, not you, England. Wait until Thursday.

If he spends money like he throws a football, he's gonna be spending this $68 million 5 bucks at a time.

I've come to expect such odious behavior from Garfield Heights.

"Alright son, just rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine."

That's nothing, over on WFAN John Sterling thought that it was a home run.

♫ ON THE BANKS OF THE OLD RARITAN! ♬

Finishing up my third smoke free day. Getting tired of biting the inside of my mouth and lips chewing on nicotine gum so I'm adding nicotine lozenges to the mix.

If you hit one of his teammates in the forehead, you better believe you're going to get some serious jawing from Peyton.

For the past day or two this has been a harmless novelty, but now we're in dangerous territory. And it's going to stay this way for about 2-3 weeks. Tell my wife I lov-

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.