CA has normal minimum wage for restaurant workers. It is it not uncommon for servers to make more than their "professional" counterparts.

Moe, Larry & Cooley

Unfortunately they won't be able to read it.

A Cardinal with that inability to recall specific details is sure to end up in Rome someday.

Jacksonville Bye Weeks....cute. Might not want to play him against the Jaguars anyway. The wins might not be there, but they get to the QB.

No shit. I lost track at like word five.

[laughter]

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

Finally he shoots something else off!

This meeting makes sense since the Knicks adopted "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" as their playoff anthem.

Well, NCAA sanctions are bound to come. It's common knowledge that these athletes aren't allowed to spike anything except for drinks.

Yes, you wrote this over a year ago, but seconded...from THE FUTURE!!!

God, I'm so goddam sick of these shameless, self-glorifying prostitutes, smiling as they drape themselves in whorish iniquity, posing and preening like they aren't way past their sell-by date. But hey, at least one of their freshmen got to take photographs with a porn actress.

"Student" athletes.

I don't know about you guys, but man, regardless of the circumstances, I would love to be in a position to resign.

So Greg Howard is allowed to use the "I have a lot of black friends" excuse but when I lie and use it, it's unacceptable.

The Flyers are trying to bring in more of that demographic by signing famous hockey street player "He Skate Me" to a developmental league contract.